boys are fucking stupid
rip his fucking head off
…and then shit on his neck forreal
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH
Ask him if it makes him feel good to know that all the girls who said yes probably only did it because they wanted to be “polite” and not because they actually liked him.
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And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.
it winked are you joking
(Developed by MIT Media Lab)
I would feel like I was in the movie the 5th Element and I would never leave my house
shovin’ your girlfriend out of bed at like 7am so you can use the desk for your laptop
or y’know what, forget it, just seal her in there like a coffin
Rushing all your friends out after dinner so you can have a private rave.
Pretending your apartment unit is your best friend Transformer and whispering your closest held secrets to it at night.
I liked this guy’s apartment a lot better before I noticed that there was a door that closed around the toilet/shower area. I was hopin’ that when he invited friends over you had to poop out in public like in prison.